Remember SF-22 when the 1957 Roger Corman/Beverly Garland/Dick Miller version of "Not of this Earth" was promised and the
Traci Lords version was delivered?
Be thankful that didn't happen to "John Carter of Mars"!
Princess of Mars (2009)
John Carter --- Antonio Sobato Jr.
Deja Thoris ---Traci LordsTars Tarkis* --- Matt Lasky
Sola --- Noelle Perris
Tal Hajus --- Mitchell Gordon
Sab Than --- Chacko Vadaketh
The good news is that it got three stars. The bad news is it was out of TEN.
Quote:Actual plot summary from the IMDB:
"John Carter (Antonio Sabato Jr.) is some kind of lone soldier in the middle east who looks at everyone through the scope on his rifle, until one day he gets shot a bunch of times and the government decides to reconstruct him on another planet for some reason. Naked and surrounded by hostile aliens, John Carter must fight for survival as aliens try to kill him and/or make him eat bugs. John Carter does NOT WANT TO EAT BUGS."
Go ahead and run this version Garen and LA. I DARE YOU!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1531911/*From Tars Tarkis' own website:
http://tarstarkas.net/2010/01/princess-of-mars/(includes pictures)